do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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