I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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