And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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