I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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