i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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