he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
