Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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