Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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