..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
We are all done wearing pants today
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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