I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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