I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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