Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
well, you know. whores of a feather.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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