She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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