im about as happy as oj after his trial
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It's blow job season.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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