i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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