Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
