My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Will exercising make me less horny?
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