You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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