Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Your penis caused this!
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