When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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