omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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