just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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