You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the day after is always just damage control
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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