Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
