She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
