I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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