is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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