dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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