I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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