Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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