sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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