Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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