Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Two words: blizzard sex
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
