i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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