Who did Billy Mays play for?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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