if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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