And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
