Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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