Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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