Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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