Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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