just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
