Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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