just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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