who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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