Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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