I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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