they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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