Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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