We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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