Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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